Am I on the right side?

A huge number of our population believe in a complete alternate reality—alternate facts as it were. But just as intensely as I believe they are deluded, they think I am the one who is deluded.

Maybe I am.

So how can I be confident in my perception? It can be quite difficult. But, I have found that in times of political confusion, particularly when emotions are running high and creating tunnel vision, the presence of Nazis can be an extremely helpful indicator. If I am attending a local demonstration or event and I see Nazis—neo-Nazis, casual Nazis, master race Nazis, or the latest-whatever-uber-mythology-Nazis (like Proud Boys)—I figure out which side they are on and if they are on my side of the demonstration? I am on the wrong-side.

It is tough to argue moral equivalence when I am standing next to a Nazi.

  • Look to my right. Is there a guy wearing a 6MWE (6 million wasn’t enough) t-shirt? I am on the wrong side.
  • Look to my left. If that guy is wearing a Camp Auschwitz t-shirt? Wrong side.
  • Are speakers being applauded for referring to things that Hitler got right? Still on the wrong side.
  • Team-spirit face paint and hat with animal horns?  This is actually an unclear indicator that could mean anything, but safest to keep my distance from that guy anyway, even at a football game.

However, I can always, always, always rely on the presence of Nazis as a guiding light through a fog of discrimination. Some things are relative, and politics can absolutely have its opposing sides and grey areas. But evil and good are absolute.  So, just look for the Nazis, and then make your own decisions.

(adapted, source unknown)